My Crazy Dream, I Mean, Nightmare!

A couple nights ago, I drifted off to some much needed sleep. I'm sure my body was yelling.."Yeah, here I come sleep-land!" Only one problem, it was more like "Hell-land!"

If you're interested, this is how a night in my mind began....

Once upon a time in a land far far away, (and believe you me, my mind fo' show' is far far away most every day) there lived this lady named Jennifer. On most any day if Jennifer wasn't around her own home, you could find her at the Hollowell home. Okay enough of trying to put this dream in to fairy tale form. I was hanging out over at the Hollowell's when all the sudden I found myself standing in the bathroom. I was gazing at myself in the mirror when out of the blue, my top front tooth started to wiggle on its own. I took a closer look thinking that I was starting to loose my mind. The closer I got to the mirror, the more my tooth started to furiously shake. "What the".......is all I could think. Then all the sudden like a crack head looking for their next fix, my tooth fell right out of my mouth into my hand. I stood there staring at myself. What seemed like forever was really just a few seconds until the bottom fell out. My other top, front tooth fell out and there I stood looking like I should break out with "All I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth!" I started to yell, but there was no point. Everyone was gone by this point.

All the sudden my mouth started feeling all crazy and my teeth started to shake. One by one every tooth in my head fell right out of my mouth into my hands. Within seconds I was holding a handful of teeth. I looked in the mirror again and thought, "Well hello ole' toothless one!"

Before I knew it I was holding a small brown paper bag filled with my teeth. Within seconds hundreds of small little shark-like teeth started falling into the bag. I quickly looked back into the mirror to see if they were my teeth and in fact they were.

And then.......................I woke up and went on about my day. It wasn't until this afternoon that I remembered this nightmare. Probably a good thing since it was an out of body experience!