Gneiting Day Drama

Remember Mimi on the Drew Carey Show? (Totally loved her!)

Look, it's mini-me! Guess I'll have to fly to WY in October to apply Sidney's chalk-up (chalk + make-up) face!

Lucas Lingo and Tanner Twisters

Tanner while riding home from daycare out of the blue speaks up and says, "I have issues!!!....hahahaha, I have issues!" The hard car went into hysterics.

Lucas looked at me the other day and said..."Mom I fank you're having a nervous breakdown!" I laughed so hard! I actually was having a very calm day!

Lucas must have picked up the phrase, "I'm going to have a nervous breakdown" from listening to me say it. Now when anyone is getting crazy or upset he says, "Yep, they're having a nervous breakdown!"

Last wednesday night the youth group at church went roller skating. I decided that it would be a fun thing for Lucas to try. As we were leaving, Lucas turned to me and said, "This is the worst day of my wife!". What, you didn't have any fun I asked. Lucas-"nope, I hate skating." ( He hated skating cause I wouldn't give him any money to play video games with. I figure he gets enough of that at home.

Lucas- Hey mom, can we please play the "weed" now? Me-"You mean can we play the Wii!" Lucas (rolling his eyes)- it's called WEED, mom!"

Lucas- "Mom, I'm having a nervous breakdown!" Me-"Why?!!" Lucas- "Cause the movie isn't working!"

Me-"Lucas, why aren't you listening today?" Lucas-"Cause the voices in my head are telling me not too. You see, there's like one side the voices are saying yes and the other side the voices are saying no!" Me-"You'd better start listening to the voices that are saying YES!"

Me- "Lucas, why were you so bad for Meme? (my mom)" Lucas-"I told ya those voices are being mean again!"

Out of the blue.

Lucas -"Hey mom, I think your butt says it's on fire!"

I was telling Lucas that he couldn't do something.
Lucas-"Hey mom, you see my mouth? My mouth says YES."
Me-(gritting my teeth)-"Hey Lucas, you see my mouth? My mouth says "NO!!!!!"
Arriving to a church get together.
Me-"When we get out of this car, I want you to act like you have some sense Lucas!"
Lucas-(rolling his eyes)"O.K. mom, I'll act like I have two cents!"

Tanner- "Mom, I wanna some chocolate milk, white now!"Me- "Tanner ask nicely and I'll get it for you."Tanner-"Pease get me some chocolate milk, right now!"(as I put his milk with the chocolate in a sippy cup)Tanner-"Don't shake it mom, you heara me! No shakin'!"(I give him the cup he soon realizes that the milk doesn't taste right cause it needs to be mixed up.)Tanner- "mom, it's no good. I don't wike it!" Me- "oh well, I tried to tell you (as a sponge bob sippy cup goes flyin' by my head and explodes on the floor. Needless to say there wasn't anymore chocolate milk that day!)

(on the way home from church sunday the boys were playing with a clothespin. Lucas had it until Tanner yoinked it away then all heck broke loose) Lucas- "Tanner give that back to me, right now!"Tanner (laughing ), "Nope, I can't"Lucas-"Yes you can, give it back!"Tanner , Nope, I can't, it's in my butt...hahahahaha" (as he's sticking it in the back of his car seat)Lucas-(totally flipping out at this point) Tanner, get it out of your butt right now! I mean now!)Tanner (again laughing) "nope, I can't....it's not in my butt you crazy!"(of course the adults in the car don't help the matter at hand, All Jesse and I could do is laugh. It took forever to be able to keep a straight face again!

Tanner-"Mama, I wanna a popsicle"Me-"Not right now Tanner, you need to eat breakfast!"Tanner-"I said I wanna a popsicle, PEAS!!!!"Me-"Ok, you can have 1 while I'm cooking breakfast."Tanner-(holding up his middle finger) Just one mama and thasa it! You herd me?!!!"

I was trying to sleep in a little one morning while Tanner just sat there starring at me. Tanner looks up at me all innocentlyand throws his hands up in the air looking at me saying..."What, what, what is it mom? Washa lookin at?"

On the way to church last SundayTanner-"Ma, ma, ma, I wahna my bicycle."Me-"Tanner, you mean your motorcycle."Tanner-"No, Bicycle!"Me-"Tanner, say motor"Tanner-"motor"Me-"motorcycle"Tanner-"motor-bicycle" (grinning big knowing what he's doing)Me-"no, Tanner, not motor bicycle, motorcycle"Tanner-"nope, motor bicycle!"

Gneiting Day Drama

Monday, May 25, 2009

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